My human is very upset with me this morning. Shasta told me not to, but I didn't listen. I chewed up her red "sinning shoes" and she is really really mad. She says that I'm not getting timeout, but that I'm going into a crate. She also said that I was like that man in the White House. That really hurt my feelings.
My human says that the only difference between me and that man is that I destroy shoes and he destroys the country. I didn't mean to mess up her shoes. They're just so pretty. That guy in the White House is purposely messing up the country. So I don't think it's fair to say I'm like him. And why do I have to go into a crate and nothing bad is happening to him? I don't think that's fair either!
I am trying to learn what to do and what not to do. Sometimes it's hard. I see something I think is cool and I want to play with it. And I like to play with things that my human sets down because it smells like her. I don't mean to destroy things...it's an accident. Shasta says that what the man in the White House is doing is not an accident. She says that he isn't even trying to learn from his mistakes. I think he needs a crate, too!
Can someone please help me? Can you tell my human that it was an accident and I didn't mean to eat the pretty shoes. I just wanted to play with them. It was an accident.